J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin. Epic Rap Battles of History. Season 5
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▼ CAST ▼
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George R. R. Martin: EpicLLOYD
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J. R. R. Tolkien: Nice Peter
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John Bonham, John Paul Jones & Jimmy Page: Dante Cimadamore
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Human Warrior & Orc: Joey Greer
Tweets by joey_greer
Hodor: Ricky Mammone
Jon Snow: Rudy Fermin
Khaleesi: Ceciley Jenkins
Elves: Sulai Lopez & Shaun Lewin
▼ CREW ▼
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Executive Producers:
Peter Shukoff and Lloyd Ahlquist
Directed by:
Nice Peter
Co-Director:
Mike Bettete
Written by:
EpicLLOYD, Nice Peter, Mike Bettete, Zach Sherwin, Dante Cimadamore and Samantha Kellie
Senior Director of Studios:
Michelle Maloney
Production Coordinator:
Shaun Lewin
Song Produced by:
Nice Peter & Jose “”Choco”” Reynoso
Mixed by:
Nice Peter and Jose “”Choco”” Reynoso
Beat Produced by:
Epistra Beats
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Video Editing by:
Andrew Sherman, Ryan Moulton and Nice Peter
Assistant Editor:
Josh Best
VFX and Compositing:
Andrew Sherman and Ryan Moulton
Additional VFX:
Javier Sánchez-Blanco Boyer
Director of Photography:
Jon Na
Costume Designer/Art Director:
Sulai Lopez
Costuming Assistant:
Catherine Charpentier
Department Make Up Head:
Tara Lang & Ashlyn McIntyre
Make Up:
Brittany White
Asst. Make Up:
Caitlyn Brisbin
Art Department:
Remmington Brimmer
Gaffer:
Andrew Kurchinski
AC:
Kurt Schmidt
Music Supervisor/Playback:
Dante Cimadamore
Grip:
Yev Belilovskiy & Andy Chinn
Production Assistant:
Atoki Ileka & Edrei Hutson
Intern:
Matthew Ciampa
Produced by:
Atul Singh for Maker Studios
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Thomas Harris Vs Robert Bloch would be pretty damn awesome 🙂
"I'm number one and two. You're under 50 Shades of Grey." Tolkien wins. Hands down.
Mike Tyson vs. Tyson Chicken
Dr. Watson (from Sherlock Holmes) vs. IBM's "Watson" computer.
Tolkien won
In my opinion, jrr Tolkien blew George rr Martin out of the water
Osamu Tezuka vs. Fritz Lang
I love George and I'm currently reading the A Song of Ice and Fire series (I have already seen the TV show series) and I've never read any of Tolkien's books but I gotta hand it to T, he won.
"We can tell what's gonna happen by page and age five!"
That line is clever, because not only can it refer to a five year old kid, it can also refer to the Fifth Age of Middle Earth time, which is hyperbolic as Return of the King ended at the beginning of the Fourth Age.
Tolkien wins by default
#prayersformartin
Oh fuck this one is tough
had a great chuckle at the "You even stole my R.R" line. Brilliant.
You're a fat, draft dodging, mediocre plagiarist, even my movies are better than your TV show and I out sell you all around. Yeah, Tolkien wins.
J. R. R. Tolkien sounds like a parrot
Tolkein has an entire Blind Guardian album. He wins.
I like game of thrones but books and movies about the middle earth i think better then game of thrones.
Tolkien won.
Tolkein ripped Martin a new hobbit hole.
Jason voorhees vs Freddy Krueger
vegeta vs sauske
"Kings, Queens, dragons, dwarves, Horses, fortresses, magic, and swords! You Hob-bit my whole shit, you uninspired hack!"
Homer would like a word with you JRR.
Definitely RR who won ☺
0:35 "yeah…" (twiddles fingers)
PLS do Galadriel vs Cesei
Do HP Love craft vs Stephen King
JRR tolken won
I mean he has Led Zeppelin. Thats instant win
Tolkien, dude.
tolkein won by far
Tolkien wins FOREVEEEEER
they should have had J.R.R. Tolkien battle J.K. Rowling
You forgot to include Tolkien's best possible line.
Martin: You went too deep, Professor Tweed Pants
we don't need the backstory on every fucking tree branch!
Tolkien: That's it? That's your plan of attack?
Sounds like the crow is calling the raven black!
You describe all the crumbs in all the lemon cakes
that anyone in Westeros ever bakes!
I created this genre! I'm that big a deal!
Your best "fantasy" was of your next MEAL!