New Cave Johnson Quotes from the new Portal 2 DLC
Quotes from the newest Portal 2 DLC (Perpetual Testing Initiative), they play at the beginning of each chamber you play
Valve owns all the sounds and my soul, I’ve bought millions of hats.
16:01 meow
I added captions from the subtitles file of the game but I found subs for one line that wasn’t recorded, here it is:
Greetings, friend. I’m Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science. As you’ve no doubt learned after your time in cryosleep, human civilization as we knew it was utterly destroyed over a thousand years ago. We’ve attempted to rebuild as best we could with the only remaining book on the planet… [sigh]”The Rock Says”, the autobiography of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. So. Let’s all pause for a moment to smell what the Rock was, is, and forever will be… cooking.
wish I was capable of making that one up, check for yourself in: Steamsteamappscommonportal 2portal2_dlc2resourcesubtitles_english.txt
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Greg sounds like jerry
Kevin Costner lookalike
Jk Simmons (the guy who voices cave) quoted the sentence "someone's not dancing don't make me call the dance police" what my sisters college graduation speech when the ceremony was over and music started playing
Whoa, I didn't now there was DLC.
This was a bigger mind-fuck than Bioshock Infinite's story.
wait, how do "I told you we would have a parallel universe invasion" Cave and "Dark/Evil" Cave know they're not Cave-Prime ? I'd have assumed all Caves would think they're the real Cave…
also Cave-Prime, a pesoverse would work. just move Aperture's financial division to Mexico. well, that's assuming that money from an alternate universe could be used in Earth-Prime without any bank to have printed it in the first place… oh well. they don't really need two moneyverses to be able to share either, if I owned just half of a moneyverse I'd be happy… guess Cave wouldn't be though…
i can't…i just can't right now. XD
He kind of reminds me of Trump.
10:10 I GOT SO CREEPED OUT.
and there's my acid trip for today.
"Cave Johnson a presidential candidate you can trust"
J.K. Simmons nailed this role.
"I see you… I see your little feet… I'm gonna cut off your hair, and put it on your little feet… then I'm gonna eat your little hair… and your little feet."
unstable Potato Head fuckin awesome
"All hail the sentient cloud!"
;)
Is 3:15 a joke on Obama talking about the price of arugula?
Does anyone else get a very "Welcome to Night Vale" vibe from this?
ALL HAIL THE SENTIENT CLOUD
Reminds me about Portal Stories: Mel
it isn't DLC, it's an update…
Robo-wait robotic cob that's better Robot cop reference
"First: You're a damn good cop.
Second: You're a loose cannon."
Is Cave Johnson the Heavy in a different universe? >.>
"Stop Imposting!"
Cave sounded so much like a valley girl at 11:20.
Guys what is Greg's kid is Chell
10:09
Sounds like something from Bioshock.
3:05 so in that universe you get to fuck a giant bird to keep the apocalypse from happening?
I don't see why not.
Cave Johnson the hobo king
Welcome to Aperture Justice! Functionally extinct aliens, amazon warrior princesses, emotionally stunted billionaire playboys, you're here because you've got cool powers and a strong sense of justice and we want you to use them to protect the world from evil. Now you all met each other on the space shuttle ride up here so let me introduce myself, I'm Cave Johnson, I'm in charge, I also wear an eyepatch even though I'm not missing an eye, I just think it looks cool.
This is fucking awesome.